sarcasm in heels

Hello everyone! I'm back with another post! I'm a day late with this post(though technically I wanted to do a post every week so technically I'm six days early but whatever). I was going to type it up yesterday but something kind of crappy happened to me last night that I won't share in this post but maybe I'll share in another blog post(stay tuned...). Anyway, Onto the show! So yesterday was one of those rare nice days in New Canada(the ones I often hear rumored about) so me and my friends Jenn and Kat decided to go for a walk around town to get ice coffees from Stewarts. Now, for those of you who don't know what Stewarts is (like everyone else in the world who doesn't live in Upstate New York) it's like a really cool kind of connivance store that has the BEST  coffee and ice creams known to man.  Look how glorious it is! This is only a large! I usually only drink my coffee black(like my soul) but I decided to shake it up and get a carmel ice coffe

Hello world! I'm Ellen and welcome to Sarcasm in Heels! I'm here to take you on this wild and crazy ride where we talk about fashion, books, life, witchcraft and anything else my crazy mind thinks up, and all with a little bit of humor. Right now the topic is SHOES!! (cue the shoe song from youtube). But we're not just going to talk about any run of the mill shoes, we're going to talk about, you guessed it, high heels shoes. Now, you're probably asking yourself, why the hell is this girl talking about high heel shoes? Well, I love them! For a short gal like me (5'3) they're kind of a heaven sent. I'm actually normal height, like a real person! You know, someone who can get things off the top self without needing to jump #shortgirlproblems. But that's not the only reason why I wear high heel shoes. I just like how they make me feel, not physically, because sometimes those babies hurt like hell, but they make me feel good on the inside . I feel so co